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. >> you can never remember what kim kardashian did in the first place that you know who kim kardashian is but there she is. and now you know who she is so whatever she does, then you got to cover it i feel captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the show, everybody. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much ( cheers and applause ). thank you, ladies and gentlemen. nation, let's get straight to the top story tonight-- me. ( laughter ) the world is abuzz over last night's show. it was my third annual colbchella concert series and it was without a doubt the third time we have done it. ( laughter ) my star-studded video tribute to the song of the summer lit up the twittersphere, though i do have to say, i am a little hurt that not nearly enough people have congratulated me on the height of my chorus line kick with the rockettes. ( cheers and applause ). yes. i am deeply hurt in that i believe i tore my hams string. ( laughter ) n
. >> you can never remember what kim kardashian did in the first place that you know who kim kardashian is but there she is. and now you know who she is so whatever she does, then you got to cover it i feel captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the show, everybody. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much (...
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kim kardashian and kanye west are expecting their baby in june. we did the baby story. >> give me something funny now. >> let's turn to jimmy kimmel who checks in with west point when a cadet tries to remove an unwanted guest. take a look. >> a cadet found a mouse in his dorm room. and instead of killing it, he did the humane thing, brought it out and released it into the wild. and that's when hakuna matata set in. >> you're free. go. get on out. good luck. >> how do you feel? >> i feel relieved. that he's not going to wake me up in my bed anymore, crawl on my leg. it's kind of sad, you know, i just got to know him. oh, no. no! no! are you kidding me? he didn't last five minutes! >> one minute you're living in a dorm. >> that's horrible. >> maybe a little military training. >> he's releasing that animal into the wild. >> he releases him near the snow pack. a brown mouse on the white snow, he had no chance. >> that's probably one of the more sad things that i've seen. >> you're not sad, be honest. >> i feel bad for that little guy. it was his pet.
kim kardashian and kanye west are expecting their baby in june. we did the baby story. >> give me something funny now. >> let's turn to jimmy kimmel who checks in with west point when a cadet tries to remove an unwanted guest. take a look. >> a cadet found a mouse in his dorm room. and instead of killing it, he did the humane thing, brought it out and released it into the wild. and that's when hakuna matata set in. >> you're free. go. get on out. good luck. >> how...
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>> do i have to explain why it's kim kardashian with the arrival of george alexander louie of cambridge, the celebrity gossip press is now going to be turning its attention to someone who is more interesting and at least equally accomplished. >> bret: there you have it to end the week. that's it for the panel. stay tuned to see how many stories ended up in one place this week. role throughout our lives. one a day men's 50+ is a complete multivitamin designed for men's health concerns as we age. it has 7 antioxidants to support cell health. one a day men's 50+. it has 7 antioxidants to support cell health. it's been that way ysince e day you met.. but your erectile dysfunction - itld be a question of blood flow. cialis tadalafil for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you cabe more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is the only daily ed tablet approved to treat ed and symptoms of bph like needing to go frequently or urgently. tell your doctor about all your medical conditions and medications, and ask if your heart is healthy enough for sexual
>> do i have to explain why it's kim kardashian with the arrival of george alexander louie of cambridge, the celebrity gossip press is now going to be turning its attention to someone who is more interesting and at least equally accomplished. >> bret: there you have it to end the week. that's it for the panel. stay tuned to see how many stories ended up in one place this week. role throughout our lives. one a day men's 50+ is a complete multivitamin designed for men's health...
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the motionless motorcycle, white horses, topless kim kardashian. now let's introduce everybody to "bound 3," the james franco and seth rogen video. >> roll it. ♪ >> what is he doing? there was so much more goodness. let it roll, guys. >> we can just talk about this. james franco is playing kanye west, by the way. that very luscious seth rogen -- >> luscious, i like it. >> is kim kardashian. >> let's listen. hang on. >> okay. ♪ ♪ >> okay. pick up where you were. >> i love seeing them on the bike together. apparently these two felt inspired to create this when they were making their new movie "the interview." >> they're on the set of the movie, right? >> yes. if you watch both videos, they remade this shot by shot of the original. that's what makes it so darn funny. they did every single thing that you see going on in that first video. >> i mean, frame for frame, just about down to what they're wearing. do we know -- have kim or kanye commented? >> kim has, yes. she got a good laugh out of this. i'm glad she did. she retweeted the video on twit
the motionless motorcycle, white horses, topless kim kardashian. now let's introduce everybody to "bound 3," the james franco and seth rogen video. >> roll it. ♪ >> what is he doing? there was so much more goodness. let it roll, guys. >> we can just talk about this. james franco is playing kanye west, by the way. that very luscious seth rogen -- >> luscious, i like it. >> is kim kardashian. >> let's listen. hang on. >> okay. ♪ ♪ >>...
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kim kardashian, ugly, a ho, pregnant, stupid. >> did it say that? >> let's talk about leading the witness. i understand this reflects what? what people are looking for. >> it also reflects location which i find interesting. if you are here in washington, d.c., you type in something, it will be different than what you type in in iowa. it also is freshness. there is a big new term that's popping on the net. then it becomes that. google can't even predict these algorithms. they don't know what will happen with them. as a result, they have put restrictions on hate speech. >> how far should we go in restrict freeing speech? if something something factual lynn accurate, if you want to say some one ugly, that's free speech. if somebody is muslim, gay, shut off this auto complete thing. >> they do. jews are, muslims are, lesbians are. most sex terms lead to porn. there is a new ad campaign that launched in november. can't put in women shouldn't and women need to because the answer comes back sexist. >> i noticed as we researched this, there is a lot of stuf
kim kardashian, ugly, a ho, pregnant, stupid. >> did it say that? >> let's talk about leading the witness. i understand this reflects what? what people are looking for. >> it also reflects location which i find interesting. if you are here in washington, d.c., you type in something, it will be different than what you type in in iowa. it also is freshness. there is a big new term that's popping on the net. then it becomes that. google can't even predict these algorithms. they...
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look, it seems the lee iococas of the world are replaced by kim kardashian and jessica simpson and snookis of the world. they are making millions more than i am, but are these the people we are supposed to be taking lessons from now instead of jack welsh? >> absolutely not. >> thank god. >> i would not look to kardashian or jack welch as a role model for anything in life. instead i think what we have to be is authentically human. in this research on what makes people effective in persuading and moving others, it turns out that fund amamential human qualities are most effective. understanding where everyone else is coming from. listening more than talking. being able to cut through the clutter of information to make things clear. i think based on your previous reporting you have done on the show, joe biden did a good sales job. >> agreed. >> what made him good at that. he understood the other side's perspective from the years in the senate. he understood what it means to to get rejected. he was able to come back and actually able to present things clearly to both sides of the political spec
look, it seems the lee iococas of the world are replaced by kim kardashian and jessica simpson and snookis of the world. they are making millions more than i am, but are these the people we are supposed to be taking lessons from now instead of jack welsh? >> absolutely not. >> thank god. >> i would not look to kardashian or jack welch as a role model for anything in life. instead i think what we have to be is authentically human. in this research on what makes people effective...
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kim making the announcement during the season premier of her show, keeping up with the kardashians. well now i'm her dietitian... ...and last year, she wasn't eating so well. so i recommended boost complete nutritional drink to help her get the nutrition she was missing. and now she drinks it every day. well, it tastes great! [ male announcer ] boost drink has 26 essential vitamins and minerals, including calcium and vitamin d to support strong bones, and 10 grams of protein to help maintain muscle. and now boost comes in two delicious, new bars. look for them next to boost drinks. [ dietitian ] now, nothing keeps mom from doing what she loves... ...being my mom. [ whirring ] [ dog barks ] i want to treat more dogs. ♪ our business needs more cases. [ male announcer ] where do you want to take your business? i need help selling art. [ male announcer ] from broadband to web hosting to mobile apps, small business solutions from at&t have the security you need to get you there. call us. we can show you how at&t solutions can help you do what you do... even better. ♪ i honestly loved
kim making the announcement during the season premier of her show, keeping up with the kardashians. well now i'm her dietitian... ...and last year, she wasn't eating so well. so i recommended boost complete nutritional drink to help her get the nutrition she was missing. and now she drinks it every day. well, it tastes great! [ male announcer ] boost drink has 26 essential vitamins and minerals, including calcium and vitamin d to support strong bones, and 10 grams of protein to help maintain...
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. >>> kim kardashian and kanye west's flight gets delayed so they can be rescreened. they're not the people in trouble. and roll over your old 401(k)s to a new e-trade retirement account. none of them charge annual fees and all of them offer low cost investments. e-trade. less for us. more for you. how do you keep an older car running like new? you ask a ford customer. when they tell you that you need your oil changed you got to bring it in. if your tires need to be rotated, you have to get that done as well. jackie, tell me why somebody should bring they're car here to the ford dealership for service instead of any one of those other places out there. they are going to take care of my car because this is where it came from. price is right no problem, they make you feel like you're a family. get a synthetic blend oil change, tire rotation and much more, $29.95 after $10.00 rebate. if you take care of your car your car will take care of you. britta olsen is my patient. i spend long hours with her checking her heart rate, administering her medication, and just making he
. >>> kim kardashian and kanye west's flight gets delayed so they can be rescreened. they're not the people in trouble. and roll over your old 401(k)s to a new e-trade retirement account. none of them charge annual fees and all of them offer low cost investments. e-trade. less for us. more for you. how do you keep an older car running like new? you ask a ford customer. when they tell you that you need your oil changed you got to bring it in. if your tires need to be rotated, you have...
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kim kardashian, she does have excessively large buttocks. we have a deal. i will purchase all of the jokes. >> you're telling me that jimmy fallon was selling these jokes this whole time? do you want me to kill jimmy fallon? [ bell ringing ] >> good. >> i love it. >> seamless transition. leno to fallon. >> that's devastating. >> pull up the tent posts we're going home. >> thank you, richard. >> sam stein you leaving too? >> no. >> his dad has a patient coming. his dad has to actually see a patient. >> his mom wants him to change his shirt. >> what time is first bell? >> 7:45. >> what do you call them undies. >> underoos. >> my kids never had underoos. >> you know what underoos are. superhero under wear and matching t-shirt. coming up next, heavy weight political strategist, james carrville and steve schmidt. >> talk about breaking dad. >> we'll be right back with more "morning joe". what if we took all this produce from walmart and secretly served it up at this produce stand in the heart of grape country? it's a fresh-over! come taste some grapes - tell us
kim kardashian, she does have excessively large buttocks. we have a deal. i will purchase all of the jokes. >> you're telling me that jimmy fallon was selling these jokes this whole time? do you want me to kill jimmy fallon? [ bell ringing ] >> good. >> i love it. >> seamless transition. leno to fallon. >> that's devastating. >> pull up the tent posts we're going home. >> thank you, richard. >> sam stein you leaving too? >> no. >> his...
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. >>> up next, the best of late night, including willie's appearance alongside kim kardashian on "leno" last night. stick around for that. what can i get you? i'd like one of those desserts and some coffee. sure. decaf or regular? regular. cake or pie? pie. apple or cherry? cherry. ♪ oil or cream? oil or cream? cream. [ male announcer ] with reddi-wip, a slice of pie never sounded better. that's because it's always made with real cream, never hydrogenated oil like some other whipped toppings. the sound of reddi-wip is the sound of joy. you know who you are. you can part a crowd, without saying a word... if you have yet to master the quiet sneeze... you stash tissues like a squirrel stashes nuts... well muddlers, muddle no more. try zyrtec®. it gives you powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because zyrtec® starts working at hour one on the first day you take it. claritin® doesn't start working until hour three. zyrtec®. love the air. otherworldly things. but there are some things i've never seen before. this ge jet engine can understand 5,000 data sam
. >>> up next, the best of late night, including willie's appearance alongside kim kardashian on "leno" last night. stick around for that. what can i get you? i'd like one of those desserts and some coffee. sure. decaf or regular? regular. cake or pie? pie. apple or cherry? cherry. ♪ oil or cream? oil or cream? cream. [ male announcer ] with reddi-wip, a slice of pie never sounded better. that's because it's always made with real cream, never hydrogenated oil like some...
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. >> congressman, we don't focus on the masses but elite audience and that said we would like kim kardashian at our briefing. >> i want mike allen. >> do as i say and politico gets a kardashian. mike, what is your home address? >> why do you ask? >> to send you the tickets, of course. >> send them to the office. >> nobody knows where he lives, congressman. we mail his paychecks to a p.o. box. >> oh, mike, no reason to be nervous. what is your home address? >> that's really good. >> that is great. >> mike! not bad! >> that is my -- >> how was count basie? >> he was funny and was there at the brunch and around all weekend and also at the bloomberg after-party on saturday night and also at the msnbc after-party where louis bergdorf interviewed sharon stone. a keeper moment there. but house of cards people were great, that is my colleague and boss john harris, politico's editor in chief with a little inside joke there about the urban myth that people don't know where i live after this aired on the big screen at the white house correspondents dinner, i got a funny e-mail from a neighbor of mine w
. >> congressman, we don't focus on the masses but elite audience and that said we would like kim kardashian at our briefing. >> i want mike allen. >> do as i say and politico gets a kardashian. mike, what is your home address? >> why do you ask? >> to send you the tickets, of course. >> send them to the office. >> nobody knows where he lives, congressman. we mail his paychecks to a p.o. box. >> oh, mike, no reason to be nervous. what is your home...
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you have to do something to makes us focus on you like date a kardashian or punch justin bieber. that will get a lot of attention. we follow pop culture more than this stuff. nobody feels north korea is a threat. it's really an empty threat to us. at the same time, the u.n. is considering more sanctions, just voted for more sanctions and he's threatening us to show he's a responsible leader. he's not. i don't think anyone's paying attention. that's the reality. >> did i just see a kardashian -- >> date a kardashian. >> talking about pop culture, i think one of the most interesting pop culture stories this week and the biggest was my friend and yours joy behar leaving "the view." she's been there since the beginning, 16 years. that's one of the biggest jobses in show business in talk and she's deciding to leave. and she's a comedienne and probably is going back to do just that. >> i got on "the view" twice. it was because of joy. she saw he perform in a new york comedy club. i think she's great. i wish her the best. i know she'll be successful whatever she does. she's smart and fu
you have to do something to makes us focus on you like date a kardashian or punch justin bieber. that will get a lot of attention. we follow pop culture more than this stuff. nobody feels north korea is a threat. it's really an empty threat to us. at the same time, the u.n. is considering more sanctions, just voted for more sanctions and he's threatening us to show he's a responsible leader. he's not. i don't think anyone's paying attention. that's the reality. >> did i just see a...